jun is all: hey bitch i own an eyelash store

and she's all: oh rly then give me some fucking eyelashes you whore.

and he's all: damn right i will you little mofo

and hes all: 'oh yeah whore ill give you AAND all of the house hold appliances eylashes'

and shes all: 'dayuuuuum boi'

and then she's all: i like my eyelashes so much we should fuck

and then i ( Read more... )